As our readers know, Humans vs Harper has an inside track on Canadian politics that is second to none. We heard about this story a while back and we knew that with hard work and our irresistible charm, we could bring it to you. So – drum roll — starting today and continuing every week till this story is told, our latest exclusive: Confessions of a Stephen Harper Troll.
When the call came in, the person asked me: “Are you angry, are you bitter?”
I said: “You got that right.” And I gotta say the voice was weird – like a real creepy ghost voice.
“We’re looking for a little help, special help,” they said. They said it was all that social media stuff where you get to say anything you want because you’re always anonymous, just like they were.
I blurted: “Robo calls, you want me for robo calls!”
He said: “You got something there, but it’s not robo calls, it’s robo trolls!
I said: “Does that mean Duffy?” and he said, “You got it!”
I was just about to ask whether they were a man or a lady, when they hung up. I need to get that straight.
Anyways, that’s how I got started as a Stephen Harper Troll! Looks like there’s a new sheriff in town, folks. WAHOO!!!