Tailings Pond Beer Takes Harper Down

Tailings Pond Beer Takes Harper Down

Tailings Pond Beer No. 3 imageAs we reported in last week’s episode, small towns across Canada were elated at the promise of Tailings Pond Beer refineries and bottling plants and the jobs that would come with the new factories. Harper himself was rubbing his hands in anticipation of a fifth election win. But to curb competition from other tailings pond owners and to keep the price down, Harper authorized Temporary Workers to be discretely introduced across the country in the Harper Beer Company factories.

No one noticed in the cities but, before long, the people in the towns noticed the TWs in their midst and rose up in anger at this blatant attempt to cheat them of employment. Soon recall petitions Continue reading

My Boss, the Fact-resistant Human

My Boss, the Fact-resistant Human

Apparently our PM may believe the world is 6,000 years old.

Apparently our PM believes Earth is only 6,000 years old.

The other day, while waiting for the Caucus to convene, I read an article in The New Yorker by Andy Borowitz, who reported on a new strain of fact-resistant humans. These are people who cannot absorb facts.

As soon as I read the words “fact-resistant humans,” I knew that our own dear leader Stephen Harper had been afflicted with the disease. I wanted to warn him immediately and advise him to see a doctor, but I knew it would be useless. Continue reading