Breaking News: Scientists long forbidden by the Harper government to speak publicly have been sitting in frustrated silence for months, unable to reveal to Canadians and the world the earth-shattering news that they have developed an anti-terror vaccine.
The vaccine has an immediate effect on humans: They are no longer terrorized by reports of terrorism or by threats of terrorism. Equally beneficial, their ability to reject government-sanctioned propaganda about terrorists and terrorism increases. Over 75% of vaccinated subjects said “not terrorism” when shown staged scenarios depicting supposedly mentally ill people shooting victims, no matter how loudly the shooters shouted religious or political slogans. Continue reading